Oh - sorry - wrong forum!
No, I'm a bit of a bike-aholic if anything (although a pint of proper beer and/or a glass of red always slips down a treat in good company). I live in a rural part of the UK Midlands (sunny Northants for those who know it). I'm 50-something years old, and am now nearly 5 years into my love-hate relationship with BMW Motorrad. I do about 12,000 miles a year on my twin cam GSA, rather less in my car and a whole lot more in the truck that I drive for a living. I do all my own minor servicing, and like to tackle bigger jobs too from time to time - although lack of a garage/workshop rather limits this. I also love all sorts of gadgets and tech - so the GS-911 is right up my street :-)